That's me, Roger. But everybody's always called me Caviezel.
Caviezel,
the banker, who loves to work out of his car.
Please turn off the engine and open the trunk.
I was driving to Germany more and more often to see my customers
and "fix" their taxes - meaning
I took their cash to Zurich and did a good job of investing it.
Drove via Lake Constance - it was the safest route
and the prettiest one, too.
It was my kind of thing.
A little excitement, an office on the move and a fat bonus
at the end of the year.
But that day at Lake Constance was different.
It was strange when the dentist handed me that red bag full of black money -
though I think it had more to do with me than with the bag.
What's in that red bag?
Personal stuff. Bathing trunks, underwear.
I'd like to take a look. Please, get out of the car.
OK.
It just happened.
I wasn't even scared.
My foot just hit the gas
like something in me wanted to go far, far away.
720 dispatch, we've found the vehicle ...
He's not here. Let's go.
When I dove in, I felt like a mermaid had rescued me.
I was able to breathe deeply for the first time in ages.
Underwater!
I was gonna keep swimming,
but then I did what I've always done.
Just let myself drift ...
The minute I landed on the island
I knew there was no turning back
and I wasn't even sure I wanted to.
What's up?
I don't understand what you're saying, but never mind.
Lemon!
Fuck it all!
What're you doing?
When that weird chick claimed I wouldn't be able to fall in love
with a girl who loved me back, I had to laugh.
I'm not a nerd.
I don't go for country hicks,
I'm sure you can tell.
It was great with Laura
but all of a sudden it was too much.
And too little somehow.
And to my surprise
I actually felt kind of guilty about the thing with the red bag.
Italian is fine for me, but go and call the embassy now.
In Italian, please!
- Do you understand? - No, nothing.
I'll write it down.
I'll show her the way.
Who are you anyway?
I'll be back.
Wait, not so fast ...!
All of a sudden I didn't feel guilty anymore.
Who knows how that happened.
It's gotta be near Einsiedeln.
Einsiedeln.
Easy, easy, it'll be alright.
I'll have a Campari with soda,
way down below there's a sea of clouds.
The fan is humming softly.
As if I didn't exist anymore ...
That sheep dying bothered me more than I expected.
But then, Roger's always been good at compensating.
Preferably with women like Helena ... the kind that like red bags.
It couldn't have worked better ...
She's really different, I thought, so I went to work on it ...
Can I order something?
What's your name?
Zahar, pay more attention to your customers.
There've been complaints.
The rich would be richer
If the poor weren't so poor
But the poor won't get richer
If the rich don't get poorer
So never the twain shall meet ...
I don't know if I really meant it.
But there was something in her eyes that had me hooked ...
- Is Roger Caviezel here too? - No.
Can we come in?
It might have been cool, two people on the run.
Like Bonnie and Clyde.
But I was the same old asshole,
running away when the heat is on.
Where are you?
Take care.
He sounded so odd.
- What do you mean? - Like he was drowning!
It's not funny. I have to go.
- Shall I come, too? - No, Banu, I'll go alone.
What's that?
- Grandma! - Wait, I'll help you.
Hang on!
Look - to make you strong and healthy again.
See you later. Enjoy.
Thanks.
Another piece?
Sure.
I'll cut another one.
I'll eat it all up.
Thank you, Grandma.
It's nice to have you back.
I was so worried.
I hadn't been home for a long time.
I mean why go back to where you ran away from ...
unless of course you want to get away from where you ended up ...
Next week would be great, later I won't have time anymore.
Yes.
OK, we need 5 workers and Master Mehmet.
Oh, and I forgot to ask, do you have internet access?
- Was that Turkish? - Yes.
You're on vacation?
Not really ...
I just quit my job and -
You can't go on like this ...
It's impossible ...
I just don't like it.
- Would you like some tea, too? - Yes, please.
Oh, come on, I've just come home.
But I can tell. Something's wrong.
You are not well.
I'm tired. I'm going to lie down a bit.
I can leave you two alone, can't I?
We are like one big family
and you are all working to make it possible.
I am so happy that Roger has come home ...
You already said that!
...he will help us in the future.
That's Italian, for my friends!
I've come to predict
you will never get married ...
Sit down.
It wasn't until I really felt at home again
that I realized I had fallen for Banu.
Stop it.
Hey wait.
Shit.
I think Roger has lost his first bet.
Fucking hell, stay here!
Should I give up
and admit that I'm made for the witch?
Am I a magpie, too, that doesn't deserve any better
and can't rescue anybody anyway?
OK, you stupid bitch!
Took a hell of a long time for me to realize
that I can't let myself drift forever.
You've gotta let go
of some things and hang on to others, if you want to get rescued ...
When I was alone again, all I wanted was my mermaid to be real.
They're lighting the stars
in skies so blue,
the halfmoon
raises its sickle.
The naughty mice want to crawl
up your trunk,
I watch and don't let them tickle.
Sweet dreams,
little Jumbo.
They're lighting the stars in skies so blue,
the halfmoon raises its sickle.
The naughty mice want to crawl up your trunk,
I watch and don't let them tickle.
Sweet dreams, little Jumbo.
Beddy-byes.
The tiger roars his evening song
and spies in all directions.
A panther pure black is at the pond
and lurks with claws retracted.
Sweet dreams, little Jumbo,
my cute little snail,
my scrumptious red beet,
you asked me to tell you
a fairy tale
and now you're fast asleep.
- What are you doing here? - Shit.
- That's not nice. - Please leave!
I'm Roger.
Philip.
And now I'm here.
Roger,
the guy something funny happened to, has the feeling he's finally made it.
With no German dentists and no red bags.
But with my own
personal lifeguard.
Which number?
Hello.
Do you have a pen and a piece of paper? I'll bring it right back.
Could I rent a cabin?
In a month, we'll have the baby.
I can't wait.